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发表于 2013-4-5 10:43:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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3 guys went to an interview for a job at the CIA,
the first one was 25 years old, the second was
35 years old, the third guy was 45 years old and
they all had to bring their wives.

So the first one went in and the CIA agent said
as a test of loyalty he had to go into the room
his wife was in and shoot her with the CIA agents
gun, so he takes the gun and goes and about a
minute later he comes in and explains how much he
loves her so he leaves.

The second one came in and was asked to do the
same thing, so he takes the gun and about 15
minutes later comes in and explains how she is
the mother of his children and he can't do it.

Then the last guy comes in and was asked to
do the same thing, so he goes and a few seconds
later the CIA agent hears a BANG!! and after that
he hears windows breaking and a whole bunch of
raquet. So he goes to the room and kicks the door
down and there is the man standing there with his
dead wife at his feet and the CIA agent yells
what have you done. The man says, SOME FREAK PUT
BLANKS IN THE GUN SO I HAD TO CHOKE HER TO DEATH!!

 楼主| 发表于 2013-7-17 09:02:26 | 显示全部楼层
raquet is American sub-standard spelling of "racket", meaning 喧闹.
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