如何优雅地把“你胖了”说成一句情诗？

Q168

前阵子，网上风传一组男票变成胖子的照片。其实，变胖也没啥，如果你真的爱他，相信你会妥妥地用这样的“情话”“顶”回去！
你的出现吸引了我全部的视线。
The moment you enter my world, I care for nothing but you.

我们就这样默默站着不动，可距离又近了一厘米。
Silently and motionlessly as we stand, we get closer with time.

我的眼睛里全是你。
I cannot see anyone but you.

你在我心中，分量越来越重。
The longer we are together, the fonder my heart becomes towards you.

亲爱的最近很开心，胃口很好，我真高兴。
Sweetheart, I delight at your satisfied stomach.

Q168

搂着她对她说，我的手是变短了吗？
Holding her, I utter my wonder: is it that my hands turned shorter?

你对我越来越重要。
With every minute, I feel your weightiness.

我再给你买几件新衣服吧！
Perhaps it is time for us to renew your closet.

月夜，牵起她的手说：月圆人更圆。
Her hand in mine and under the moonshine, she hears me sigh: soon, you will be as full as the moon.