英语小笑话

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如果你能全看懂，你的英语口语应当不错了。里面有许多的口语表达

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's
time to learn how to swear. So, the eight year
old says to the six year old, "Okay, you say
`ass' and I'll say `hell'".

All excited about their plan, they troop
downstairs, where their mother asks them what
they'd like for breakfast. "Aw, hell," says the
eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios." His mother
backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling
out of the room, and turns to the younger
brother. "What'll you have?"

"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you
can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios."

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