A man and a woman who have never met before find
themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a
train, after the initial embarrassment they both
go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on
the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over
and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully
cold and I was wondering if you could possibly
pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye,
says, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend
we're married"
"Why not", giggles the woman.
"Good", he replies, "Get your own fucking
blanket!"
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